So I broke my rule about eating at a restaurant that's totally empty on a Friday night, and shouldn't have. This place is the obligatory 'I guess we have to have a restaurant in our timeshare pitch resort' restaurant. The resort has mouth watering pictures of yummy looking pulled pork sliders all over the place but for some reason they aren't actually on their menu. The place is called Tahiti Joes, Tahiti decor, but only generic food. No coconut shrimp, not even a burger with grilled pineapple on it. Total disconnect between concept and food. The potato skins were clearly freezer stock, overcooked and barely edible. There's a reason why the Denny's below them was packed and Tahiti Joes was empty.