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No no no.
My fiancé and I wanted a table massage instead of foot massage, and they offered that here.
The music playing in my room was upbeat Asian music, not relaxing spa music. At first I tried to get into it but it really didn't help the whole relaxation experience. The bed/table was SO HARD and uncomfortable, I thought maybe they had made it themselves. It was terrible. The woman I had massaging me smelled of cigarettes.. It was so strong I tried to hold my breath when she was close to me. Soon after she started (her name was Angel) it became apparent she had no idea what she was doing. Digging her thumbs into my back, going way too hard without even warming my muscles up. I spent the entire hour on edge and uncomfortable. I almost got up and left more than once. Her phone suddenly rang very loudly and she gave me a half assed one handed massage for the next few minutes as she messed with the phone. She put SO MUCH oil on me that as I sit here in my car I want nothing more than to go home and shower. Just unnecessary. If you know what you're doing, there's no need for that much oil. The doorbell at the entrance was ringing the whole time, which I could hear even from the very back room with the door shut.
This place was BAD BAD BAD - I was itching to just get up and walk out the entire time! Beware!
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