Dude this place is wacky. I go in here for some quick spinach feta pie grab or what have you every now and again, and there is absolutely no consistency with the food at all! The meat pies are made differently every week it seems, and sometimes the spinach-feta pies actually have feta, and other times they have whatever cheese they use for the pizza!
But because everything is usually at least a couple notches above simply edible, it's like playing the lottery. Kind of fun. Sure, sometimes you get the rice pudding to find out it tastes like vinegar, and sometimes you win big and find out that this week they have these rad fried zucchini patties for a dollar each! Or homemade donuts that kind of blow but are sprinkled with those little multicolored fennel candies in place of sprinkles! It's totally unpredictable.
I kind of want to knock off a star for the old man that's sometimes at the counter who would be outrun by a snail to the microwave and back, and then takes 90 seconds to separate a stuck plastic bag from the stack for you...but he looks like the guy that's probably seen a lot of action and bombed out buildings back home his whole life so it's cool he can take his time.
EDIT: P.S. on the side of the building it has three lit up signs: GYRO KING, SHAWARMA KING, FALAFEL KING. I get high aspirations and everything, but come on! You cannot be king of all three, kan zaman!