I think you need to be drunk here.
A big group of us went here for one of my girlfriend's birthday (she loves all that is Hawaiian). We all had fruity, crazy drinks including the birthday gal who had some crazy blue drink in punch bowl which was smoking and had sparklers in it. We all had pretty basic, unmemorable food which probably all had some sort of "island" twist to it.
The more we drank, the more fun it became. So, we drank a lot. That's what I would suggest you do if you find yourself here.