I feel so alone. My husband loves this pizza. Coworkers have recommended it. Friends rave. It has an average of four stars. My opinion is...WTF?
I hate it.
Sloppy, greasy, soggy pizza just does not appeal to me. The sauce is good, but that doesn't make up for the slop, grease, and sog. And the bland crust. That's right, I said it.
To be fair, (1) I am a crisp, thin-crust kind of gal; (2) every single person in the place (besides my husband and small children) is always eating the panzarotti, so maybe that's the true specialty here. Maybe the panzarotti is awesome. And if they served this mound of cheese inside a fried (baked?) pastry in portions smaller than a mailbox, I'd try it.