I like my fat and calorie indulgences to feel authentic. I love pasta made with butter and cream, I love things fried in bacon and duck fat.
This place had all of the guilt for me and none of the pleasure.
The waitresses were hot in a Vegas Stripper sort of way and I get the gimmick, being given a hospital gown.
After the first joke though, it wore old. I wanted a water. They don't serve it. I don't really like sugary soda. I should have seen if they had coffee. They do not take card, just cash. They give out free food if you are over 350 lbs. After awhile it felt less and less authentic until it felt like some cheap mockery of a diner experience where the joke was on me.
The meat is good. Have to say my cousin and I split one burger between us. I barely could eat a quarter of their smallest burger. The shakes are super rich but seriously - the butter on top made me loose my appetite for it.
Fries should be fried in something that has a taste - not lard. Lard is useless for cooking, it's not nearly as tasty as bacon fat or duck grease or any number of oils out there.
I wouldn't go back. I would save my calories for something else.