You have to have a membership to enter. Yes, you read that right. I've been to many "private membership" clubs in my day and usually there's a reason for them to be strict about who comes inside (mostly so those who are inside can have lots of fun). Sidelines doesn't seem to follow the same logic.
I was a Tuesday night, so I should probably cut them a little slack. There were about 12 people here (including me and Jeffrey H.) and most of the attention was on the 4 pool tables. We sat at the bar and the bartender was very friendly. The tall drinks are GOOD and pretty cheap. I think we only paid $10 for top shelf liquor.
Times like this require you to create your own entertainment, so Jeffrey got on Grindr to see if anyone was nearby. Sure enough we found two who were at the end of the bar. They seemed to be love. Maybe they can do commercials for them like they do for eHarmony.