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My back was hurting, so on a whim I decided to try this place at the mall. Big mistake. A guy was standing in front and said he could take me immediately. His English was limited at best. I kept repeating and pointing to 30 minutes on his sign. He seemed to comprehend, and signaled me to a back room. He looked at me and said, "Okay!" Ummm, okay what? "You go face down." With my clothes??? "No. You take off clothes." WTF? With you watching? I told him I needed a towel or bathrobe. He brought me the thinnest, tissue paper sheet I've ever seen. He walked out, and every two seconds asked, "Ready?" Geez, no! The whole time I was freaking out about just how unprofessional the situation was. The massage was very strong, but I actually prefer a strong massage. My back needed an adjustment, but most people wouldn't like a massage of this sort. After what seemed like forever, and he began tugging at my tissue paper thin cover, so I asked if my time was over. "You want 30 minutes more?" Noooo. He was trying to make my time a one hour session, not 30 minutes. I kept saying, no, no, no! I wanted to get up, but I couldn't. Finally, he announced, "All done." And yes, he totally wanted a tip!!! The whole experience was creepy and unprofessional. I will not return to this terrible place.
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