Okay so the first time I went to Studio Fifty Whore was last year and lemme tell you, it was shit. There was pretty much no exclusivity at all at the door. They'll just let anybody in as long as you got dancing shoes on. They played crappy ass music to cater to the crappy ass people that were there. So tell me why, this year, when I went again I had a blast?
Probably because I was shitfaced out of my mind and I didn't care. I already knew what to expect so that was probably the reason. Last time I had come with all these expectations only to be shot down by a circus full of retards. But now I felt retarded enough to party so everything was quite alright! I made it a fairly cheap night by getting Adios's all night for $12. Highlight of the night was the lame remix of Kings of Leon which gave me something to sing about.
Other than that, the place was still packed with lame people including us. There really were no lookers there. Nobody attractive enough for my lame attempts at picking up. Oh and word to the wise, bring a pack of smokes. If not, you'll be paying $10 for them in the bathroom.