"FOOTBALL!" "GET SOME!!!" My two favourite things to yell at a game and unleash my inner sports fan. Now, I'm not really a sports guy. But I am a paint my body into a Canada flag, wear a beer dispensing hat and yell at referees who can't see as well as I can kind of guy, so I loves me a good Stampeders game.
They're a tonne of fun, you don't have to have the income equal to a large oil corporation to attend (I'm looking at you, Flames) and the fans are incredibly passionate. It makes for a grand time. Plus, whenever the Stamps score a touchdown, they ride a horse up and down the field. Why? Because we're Calgary, and that's how we do! His name is Quick Six and he's a boss.
If you can, go when Green is in town. Those crazy Saskatchewan folk love their foot ball and the games are a great time. They also wear watermelons on their head. They're from Saskatchewan. The sooner we just accept it and move on, the better off we'll all be.