I feel like going to a strip club. Hmm, but I also want really BIG beers at a premium price. I also kind of have a thing for angry women. Well HUZZAH! lads, I've got a place for you: Twin Peaks!
Look, it's pretty standard for someone to say "I go there for the 'view'". And there ya have it. Douchey bro clientele, angry albeit attractive waitresses who don't want to actually work for their tips, and high prices. Also: BLARINGLY loud music to keep the conversation at a minimum and the drinking to a maximum.
Blech.