Went here last weekend,
Excited for the show.
Went with 2 friends
Because the prices were low.
Soon did we discover
It wasn't worth our time.
We probably wouldn't pay
Much more than a dime. (that's being generous)
Magic and cirque,
Sounds like lots of fun
Even the motorcycles
Impressed us quite a ton.
Little did we know
the front was the best part;
Don't waste any money,
Run away, if you're smart!
Or just disappear
Since that's all he really knows
We should have taken a hint
From all the empty rows.
Half the time there,
We saw videos from his past;
Him growing as a child
Which did NOT go by that fast.
Then he did perform
Some magic that impressed me
But oops, it's mostly clips
From YouTube and TV.
But where is all the cirque?
And why so much money?
Tasteless and too cheesy;
Not even all that funny.
He mostly ends up screaming;
Seeming intense but was lame.
Cirque, please note to oust this show!
It gives you a bad name!