Hey, feel like overpaying for terrible service and lukewarm food? Then dine here!
Your meal will take an outrageous 2 hours, since the food will arrive at your table 40 minutes after ordering. The server won't be apologetic which makes future interaction awkward. Not to worry - surrounding tables are enduring same degree of disregard! The tables which were sat after you will likely get their food first (after waiting 35 blissful minutes of hungry confusion-turned-rage). But wait- dine soon and your server will forget part of your order altogether. And that food? Oh, it's been awaiting to be expedited and is now lukewarm! Hurry, this offer won't last!