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I thought that the term "Eskimo" was on the outs, but then Chinatown isn't exactly a hotbed of political correctness. Was that observation on racism itself racist? Perhaps I should begin this review before it devolves into a race-related auto-hermeneutic circle jerk. (If my philosophy profs could see me now.) Located across from the Art Gallery of Ontario, Eskimo Tea House is a social café where you can enjoy snacks, shakes/smoothies, bubble tea, hot tea, coffee and desserts galore. On my visit it was full of Young People enjoying themselves and making merry. It's larger than it looks and from the casual vibe, I could tell this was a place one could just while away the afternoon chatting or playing board games with friends. The foodstuffs are largely snack items. I shared a portion of spicy popcorn chicken and had a awesome smoothie made with fresh mint. I finished off with an enormous cube of toast stuffed with ice cream and covered with fresh fruit and slathered with condensed milk. I don't think I could describe it any better than Joanne W: it's diabetes on a plate. I might get it again, but only if I were being executed later that afternoon. An excellent and original addition to the neighbourhood. Obligatory Title Pun: Get IN-UIT.[1] Menu Readability: Colourful. Clear photos of the nibbles. Need to mention: Free Wi-Fi for nerds. What this place teaches me about myself: I'm a PC thug. _____ [1] OR: PARK-A yourself here for hours.
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