The fact that I cannot even seem to get into the place at lunch makes me really want to give them less than 5 stars. At least 75% of the time, I have to go somewhere else because I can't spend my limited allotment of lunch break just standing around drooling.
But the place is undeniable. Their burnt ends are a revelation. I could eat the Carolina Red sauce with a spoon. In a moment of semi-health consciousness, I ordered the applesauce, and even that knocked my socks off... literally. I spent 35 minutes trying to fish them out from under my table.
I am so tempted to give the place 1 star and tell the rest of you yokels to go eat somewhere else. For goodness sake, let me have a lunch here every once in a blue moon. But I cannot do that for it would be a fib.
Instead, I'll just be THAT guy standing over by the door... looking over your shoulder... and trying to use my powers of telepathy to get you to eat and leave sooner so I can sit down.