While "enjoying" our $2700 first class flights from Phoenix to Nassau we decided to check in here at the Admirals club. Despite the 4 hour delay and first class tickets we are holding they hit us up for $99 saying "sorry this is not a first class lounge"
Fortunately the guy at the counter asked for my ff number and announced that I had 3 passes available. My short term excitement was pretty short lived:
- snack area with 3 choices: cookies, sweet potato chips, and random nut mix. Yuck.
- free house wine. Red tasted like vinegar. Had to pay $12 for a tiny glass that was marginally better
- wifi that spins and spins no connection. Is this 1994?
Leaving this shithole and heading to a restaurant. So happy I didn't get soaked for $99