For 16 dollars you can get:
a) fat
b) seafood that appears to have been stolen from a chinese buffet
c) obnoxious and slow service
d) the joy of spending your money in a corporate shit hole that doesn't care about your food when you could be at a real restaurant
e) shame
I'm a big fan of going out to eat, and I usually tip well.. but I went because a friend had her birthday there and decided to pretend I was drunk the entire time and tip in seashells. Desperate times, man. Desperate times.