If you haven't yet heard, the new offering from Kentucky Fried Chicken strains the limits of comprehension of even the most hardened fast-food lover in you. To wit: it's called the "Double Down," and is basically a cordon-bleu-sandwich thing using two chicken breasts as its structure. Yes, you heard me right. It's a sandwich that eschews the most lowly ingredient (bread) and replaces it with what you've been looking for all of your life: MORE MEAT.
I was expecting this thing to be a monstrosity that would immediately give me a coronary. TRUTH IS: it was pretty good! The "bread" was two boneless fried chicken breasts that rival Chick-Fil-A for tastiness, and between them were two thin strips of bacon, some phantom cheese, and sauce that can only be described, by one of my co-workers, as tasting "orange."
Good on ya, K.F.C. One can only hope more fast-food places follow your lead. Perhaps Taco Bell could make a tortilla out of bacon? I'm just thinking out loud here.