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Good pizzas, lacked EVERYWHERE else. Came in here with my fiancé to check it out. We sat at the bar and the service was slow and poor. I ordered a glass of wine and my fiancé a cocktail and I felt like we waited forever to receive it. The bartenders just moved so slowly and had no real urgency for anyone or anything. My fiancé and I ordered a couple different items to try the menu. I started with a house salad, and him - the house made wedding soup. Both were great. We then shared a seafood deluxe pizza, and eggplant Parmesan. After waiting for what seemed like an eternity, the food finally arrived. The pizza was perfect. I give JoJos credit here. Perfectly cooked, seasoned, amazing all around. The eggplant looked and tasted like vomit on a plate. Gritty, lacking flavors, it was so disgusting. My fiancé tried to be polite about it, but it was truly horrible. The sun eventually started to blind us, and we were baking under the hot windows. Poor architectural design. At one point the owner, John, came over to chat with us. I just have to laugh out loud at his terrible excuses for our poor experience: He blamed his bartenders (I'm a bartender- not cool dude. They were trying, just slow) He blamed his kitchen. He blamed the contractor. He blamed whoever he could. At one point he said to me " this place would be perfect except for my staff" Ummm okay? This place is only happening BECAUSE of your staff. The people YOU hired. Again, I'm in the industry and take insult to the discredit he gave his own employees. My fiancé and I left with a "wtf just happened" feeling. My fiancé actually said to me: "that dude is an A hole" Not worth returning, but I may order the seafood deluxe pizza for takeout.
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