The following is based on true events:
Walked into Nu Bagel, things looked enticing enough - lots of people, fresh ingredients, good aroma, etc.
I order a smoked chicken, but I requested that the sandwich come with lettuce, tomato, onions and cheese rather than the way it comes on the board. No problem the guy says! Good start.
He begins ringing up my order, which with a diet coke and added cheese should really only require 3-4 entries into the cash register. I notice 8. Each entry seems to be the addition of $2, which brings my single bagel and diet coke to over $15. That's not a typo - $15...
Being obviously confused by this outrageous price I ask the man to explain all of those extras. "Well, you added lettuce, tomatoes, onions and cheese." I take a second to let that sink in. "You are charging me $2 for each vegetable?". Now remember folks, we are in Kensignton Market, which not only has an abundance of produce, but also some of the cheapest. An entire tomato is 40 cents...
His response? "Well, someones gotta pay for it!".
Game. Set. Match. Nu Bagel 1, Me 0.
And by winning I mean the award that would be in line with a Razzie for running a business. Nobody charges for vegetables, let alone requires me to take out a second mortgage to eat them!
What a joke, good luck!