Calm down haters, Dairy Freeze is the best... or at least it's really good at being greasy and having rad retro crap and doesn't pretend to be anything it's not.
Ridiculous conversations about Saturdays at Walmart (think Tuesdays With Morrie) with my dining companion aside, eating-in at Dairy Freeze was great fun. The booths are dated and cozy, and you have to move the pop-seats down yourself to sit on them, a la old movie theatre.
I had a soda, a poutine and a souvlaki pita. The poutine gravy was salty, dark and and runny... just how I like it, and the cheese was grated white crap. So good. Next time I'll get the burger like my pal did. If you do go for the burger, eat quickly so that your bun doesn't soak through. That's never fun.
PEPPER POINTS for all the grease. So. Tasty.