Apologies to Willie and Julio...
To all the Red Lobsters I lovvvvved before,
Where I rejoiced coming thru the doooors....
Your food I oh so longed...
I try and rhyme this sonnnng...
To all the Red Lobsters I loooooved before...
For awesome cheddar garlic (bis)cuits...
Clam chowder soups I loved to bits...
The clams so fried so good...
The fish on planks of woooood...
To all the Red Lobsters I loooooved before...
It was just another visit...
I came to savour more...
But you then had ruined my order...
And made good service seeeem.... to be a chore...
So I did come but once again...
I marched on forth into the den...
And ended up in hell...
The food really did do smell...
This was not the place I lovvvved before...