If I could give 5-star ratings for theory and concept I would. I mean the ingredients are these: fries, cheese and gravy. You know what that doesn't have room for? Other stuff! In fact, some might argue the cheese and gravy aren't needed.... not me, but some.
Being a sucker for bacon I had the Bacon Poutine which I should've known what I was getting into adding salt to salt. It did not go so well. Even when trying just the straight fries/cheese/gravy blend sans pig, I can honestly say I've had better. Most poutine make me feel sick after an hour or 2, this one went straight to work.
What pushes this review from 2-stars to 3 is the location, the decor and servers.
Location - as yelp reviewer Kat F. pointed out, poutine is the perfect thing to soak up bar night belly so it's a perfect late night stop after stumbling about the Entertainment District thinking you look hot.
Decor - they give out stickers and the place looks like an afterschool hangout with a masco that looks too similar to Napoleon Dynamite.
Servers - the guy giggled when he told me my order number: 69