Me: hello can I please have a pizza by the slice?
Pizza Roma woman 1: absolutely! Tell her what we have
Pizza Roma Woman 2: We have cheese, pepperoni and a "pizza sausage".
Me: what is pizza sausage? Like a pizza wrapped around a sausage?
Pizza Roma Woman 2: kind of. It's DELICIOUS.
Me: DELICIOUS? Okay I'll try that
(Me dreaming of a specialty calzone like my name is Ben Wyatt)
A square piece of baked pizza dough, with pizza sauce and Parmesan cheese... and a sausage link placed on top. The display made me uncomfortable ... I should have tried the pizza. It tasted alright and I'm sure a (enter deep voice) big hearty Italian sausage isn't cheap... but here's my issue: false advertising (to be dramatic)... it offered to me as an option for pizza by the slice. It cost twice as much and was not DELICIOUS... it was expensive (a delicious polish boy is $3 down the way).
Pizza Roma Woman 1 asked how was it, I was kind and told her I didn't care for it but was eager to go, nor did she ask. Then I learned it was $5.75, expressed my surprise, payed my bill and left hurriedly.