Things you really don't want to hear while trying to have a conversation (or enjoying a cup of tea or coffee at a cafe):
"My miiiihhhhnd is tellllling me nooooo, but my booody is telllllinnnnnn' mee yYYEEEESSSssssss...."
"You're my chocolate faaaahctorrryyy..."
"blah blah ignition, hot and fresh out the kitchen...momma rollin' that body.....got every man your'e wishin'"
R&B Recipe:
1) Come up with sleazy metaphors
2) Mix metaphors up so they rhyme (the only thing worse than a mixed metaphor is a cliche)
3) Belt out lyrics in an artificially sentimental voice while trained squirrels bite your testicles.
Another day I went there the music was fine, so I'm guessing there's only one employee with Lil Wayne posters in his/her bedroom.....but it really kills the tranquil liveliness you expect while enjoying coffee and a scone on a Sunday morning.