If sub-subpar chicken biryani is what you're looking for, look no further. At this culinarily South Asian sauna (the air conditioning wasn't working, making a three minute wait seem like an hour long ordeal), the biryani was touted as 'saffron-infused rice with chicken'. My finely honed brown senses, although, told a different story: it tasted like nothing more than steamed rice with some sort of basic curry mixed in and left to sit for a good while.
If you happen to chance upon this place, though, worry not: the butter chicken I'd tasted once was 100% legit. Let's see what a future visit has to say.