I am not sure if I ate at the same restaurant as all of these other reviewers. My husband and I came in for a first visit for dinner tonight and were supremely disappointed by what we received. We have been to some really great delis before and this wasn't even a particularly good deli. The only reason I am giving it a 2 instead of a 1 star is because the server was very friendly and the food came out quickly. When we were choosing a table, we had to move 3 times because all of the tables had crumbs and droplets of sauces on them. But, dirty tables aside, the food was the major disappointment. When you think of a sandwich from a true deli, you think of piles of meat. In fact the menu at Groucho's even has the words "piles of" in many of the sandwich descriptions. Yet when our sandwiches came out the meat was super slim. We looked at each other as if to ask if we were being punked. I could have made both of these sandwiches at home for half the price of one of them at Groucho's. My turkey sandwich was very sad. It had maybe 4 pieces of turkey and one leaf of lettuce on a squishy sesame seed hamburger bun. My husband had the international dipper which had an equally sad amount of meat on it. We agreed that the 500 calorie turkey sub at Firehouse has more meat on it than Groucho's turkey sandwich. To top it off, the meat quality was poor. It has that slimy over processed texture of the store brand meat in the deli case or that turkey that comes in the 99 cent packet in the cooler case with the other sandwich meats. It certainly did not have a turkey texture. Needless to say, we will not be back.