While I was visiting Madison this past weekend, my lady and I found ourselves inside a sexy restaurant called Francesca's Al Lago. The lights were low, but not so low you get lost on the way to the bar. We started off at the bar eating sensual appetizers and drinking exceptional martinis. They even gave me extra maraschino cherries so I could arouse my girl by showing her how I can tie the stems in knots with my tongue. WINK! We then migrated to a table where we sampled various pastas and fed each other bites of each other's meals. The Faggotara pasta was so good I popped a bonedaddy under the table. I must admit I got a little loaded thanks to the sexy bartenders, but it only fueled a garlic-filled love fest later that night. I highly recommend this restaurant. Chain restaurants are pretty lame, but the Madison offspring of the Chicago branches was both tantalizing and enchanting. I'm used to classy NYC dining establishments, but this joint had me all hot and bothered!