Since I'm in a bad mood, I figured that i would turn to Yelp and write another review about pizza Parma!!! You see kids, My last review was removed, it was a two star (ha, now you lose a whole other star, smarty pants turn me inner) because I spoke about how horrible the pizza was. How utterly disgusted I was with it.
For your sensitivities, I'll be less graphic this time around, okay kiddo?
I spent days on the toilet after eating the pizza. My gut was a mess and calling a spade a spade, the pizza is overpriced for the quality or lack of quality, that is.
The hoagie was no better. Even my six year old thought it was horrid and that kid almost eats anything.
I still recommend eating at other pizza places because I feel it's my yelping duty to save others from a gross, disgusting dining experience.
Plus, it took forever for us to receive said pizza, as if some master mind spent quality time, assuring it's rancidness.
Whatever. Go ahead and turn me into the Yelp police for being honest about your bad, awful, terrible pizza!