I was in town on vacation and so I was determined to have fun despite the horrible conditions of this park and the absurd lack of care that the employees showed.
1. Bought two 3 ride passes and went out to mini golf. No one was at the stand to give out supplies, but clubs were laying out on the counter so we just grabbed them. Basically, we got free mini golf cuz no one bothered to show up. We went to play the Castle course. By hole 10 we were tired of clearing the courses of debris and running from hornets. My niece suggested we "blow this popsicle stand" cuz she wanted to ride the purple dinos, so we went back in to purchase another ride ticket.
2. We told the lady we were purchasing the ticket so my niece who is too small to ride the other rides could get on the purple dinos. She sold us a ticket. We went outside. There was no one there. We finally noticed there was a guy sitting on a bench smoking a cigarette and actively ignoring us. We asked if he operated the rides, he seemed to speak little English. He said he did. We asked if he could turn on the dinos. He said "None of these rides have worked since last year. Only the planes work." We finally convinced her to get on the places instead only to find that the planes -barely- worked. My mother went back in to complain about them selling tickets to broken rides. They didn't bother even explaining, and gave our money back.
3. We went to the bumper boats. Only four out of twelve of them even worked. The pool water they were in was filthy. I felt like I needed a scalding hot water bath after ten minutes of being shot in the face with it.
4. Went to the go-carts. The guy there makes this ride work. He is friendly, helpful, attentive and nice. However this facility is also in disrepair. My nephew and I got in our own carts. He noticed my engine wasn't going. My car had died and wouldn't re-start. He got me into another cart. I felt like this ride was a bonus for the money, we got a nice long time to cruise in our carts, we had SO much fun.
5. After the karts we were done with all but one of our rides. My niece was too small to go on the karts by herself and the rules said I needed two tickets to ride a two person kart. But I asked the guy, and he agreed to let me bring my niece as a ride along. This was so much fun! She had a blast! She kept calling him "Mr. nice guy" which cracked me up. Afterwards when we got out she asked if we could go up to him cuz she wanted to thank "Mr. Nice Guy." He is the only reason for any stars.