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Step 1: Acquire tandem bike with main squeeze to ride to local bars and eateries. Step 2: Ditch class Step 3: Ride said tandem bike to Carambas, where I don't peso much Step 4: Order groin-grabbingly good margaritas, cheese enchiladas, and fish tacos. Step 5: ????? Step 6: Profit. After two margaritas, two sangrias and a beer, each, we are feeling pretty hunky-dory. The cheese enchiladas are so fresh and so cheesy it's a damn good thing I am in public or else I'd make a fool out of myself pretending I'm Kobayashi. I can't say anything too different than what's already been said except add groin-grabbingly to good to emphasize my love of this place. Oh, but this one time I almost died here. I was so hungry from whatever activity I was partaking in and I was woofin' down some of those chips and one of those delicious bastards went in sideways. After what seemed like a minute and a half of no oxygen, I was just happy to keep eating some more of their groin-grabbingly great edibles.
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