Okay here's where we're at.... After trying to find a place to eat without a line we find this place that looks pretty nice with no line. I ask how long the wait is and the waitress replies just you guys... Perfect!
I see another room I wasn't aware of so I go look in.... Three empty tables. I told the employee that there were three open tables... She said really? I thought there was just one. So by your brilliant logic, you couldn't have sat us at the open table you knew about???
Then the group behind us is sat for no rhyme or reason (maybe an elderly person who couldn't stand or something)
We then get seated after making awkward eye contact with the woman behind the counter for a minute. We get menus which had literally every possible item you could think of....
After waiting about 10 minutes for maybe a water or some coffee or something, someone comes up to us and asks if we've been helped her. We had not and informed her of such. She nods, says okay and walks away. Other wait staff come by to fill coffee for others.... The original Mensa member who asked us if we had been helped then comes back and starts rearranging butter packets and salt on an adjacent table.
At this point of 20 minutes of zero service we got up and left... Like other tables had done before us.
Seriously avoid this place like the plague. My guess is that you won't have to for long as they continue to alienate and ignore potential customers.