The only thing I've ever eaten at Cheddars is the Monte Cristo. All negative comments about Cheddars will have to be addressed to my arteries and heart.
For those of you unfamiliar with the Monte Cristo...it is turkey, ham, and cheese slapped between a couple of funnel cakes and fried in some deliciousness. Then they sprinkle some powdered sugar on it. This thing should be called the heart-stopper.
If you're going to a chain like Cheddars for something healthy...yawn...I ask why. Maybe the complaints about your salad at your favorite restaurant Applebees didn't teach you a lesson. Regardless of what's going on in your dome, this place is for ordering Monte Cristos...capiche?
Try: Using the grease on your hands to manage your split ends
Avoid: Eating your Cristo over anything other than your plate
**After eating your first bite of Cristo...you may inexplicably yell Booyah!