Imagine my dismay as I approach this primo location in NODA to discover it's no longer Mellow Mushroom. Boy, I'm behind the times these days! I brush off my disappointment and charge ahead, unknowing of course that additional disappointment would ensue.
My b*tch list:
- The place was EMPTY, yet we had to wait 15 minutes to be seated.
- The high chair we were given was broken, and we were advised just to "tie in" the toddler with two mangily straps hanging off the chair.
- We ordered drinks, and beers. We received water and no beer. After waiting 30 minutes for the drinks to be brought to us, we eventually got up and went straight to the bar to get them.
- Food order was majorly screwed up. Of our party of 4, each one of us received a meal that did not match our order. We sent the waiter back and forth 4 times before our orders arrived as requested.
- The side salads we ordered with the meal all came in different sizes. Of all four of us, two received a huge salad stuffed into a tiny bowl. The other two received a huge bowl with a tiny salad. How do you screw up a side salad?!
- Burgers are AWFUL! Seriously, I took one bite and stopped.
- If you expect your meal to arrive with all the items as described on the menu, think again. Apparently, the menu is not wrong - but you are wrong if you ask your waiter for the missing ingredients.
The list goes on, but I'll stop here to save on the over embarrassment of the establishment. It was a pitiful meal and a terrible experience.
Please oh please bring back Mellow Mushroom! This place is the pits!