I like to have a drink every now and then. And by that, I mean I am an aspiring alcoholic. That being said, a bar that is a 4 minute bike ride from my house should be wonderful. It's not... I'd rather buy beers at Fresh & Easy, and drink them at home. I've lived here for three years, and only been there two or three times. Here's why, in no particular order:
- Service sucks. As others have said, you'll wait 20 minutes for someone to notice you're waiting to be seated. Once seated, it will be another 20 minutes before you get a drink.
- The food is awful. Just awful. The chicken nachos consist of soggy chips with cheap ingredients, and flavorless chicken that tastes like it was boiled in water. And not good tasting water, but tap water that was used to teabag a gorilla.
- The bar side of this establishment smells like a mixture of urine, pee, poop, wastewater and urine.
- The area beneath the crown royal bag the good lord gave me has a cleaner, more pleasant atmosphere.
Basically, there is no reason to visit this place. Sadly, Yelp does not offer anything below one star, so I gave it the minimum. Don't think of this as a one-star review. Think of it as a chocolatey starfish review, because I am just as likely to eat here as I am at a chocolatey starfish.
Seriously though, I've been checking in a couple of times a year on Yelp to see if opinions have changed, and the reviews keep getting worse! Do the owners even care?
BUTT, I will keep checking in.
WHOLEheartedly, this place is awful.