I'm sure there are a lot of people who love this restaurant, and this is nothing against them. But I can't stand this place.
First off, why are all the wait staff female and scantily-clad? Is that a clause in the hiring process? "Oh...by the way...this is your uniform. Please lose weight to fit into it because your buttocks may or may not be showing the entire time."
Secondly, why should I pay $16 for romaine lettuce with a piece of grilled chicken slapped on top? Not even good quality chicken, probably frozen chicken that came from a horrible farm where they make the chickens do handstands and lay eggs at the same time before their death.
AND. You can't tell me there's a drink special ($3!) and get me all excited, and then serve me a shotglass-sized mixed drink. No. You cannot do that to me. That's sneaky, and you're trying to sucker me into buying lots of these $3 drinks, and I just won't do it.
Nor will I ever go back. There's a reason all Moxie's locations are in a mall. You're essentially paying to eat food court food on a fancier chair.