Quite possibly the greatest disappointment of my life. After waking up at 2 am and traveling on a hangover with no breakfast, then experiencing a delayed flight, I was very excited when i noticed the jalapeño cheddar flavored bagel when walking by this bagel spot. Sadly, i would have preferred cat food to this bagel. No flavor whatsoever, and so flat i think the girl sat on it to heat it up. It was gross and made get paranoid about why it was gross. Did two people sit on it? Did someone squish it under an armpit? During the onset of this inevitable nausea, I then realized-HEY! Wheres the jalapeño and cheddar? Ohhhh, it must be that pink squishy thing protruding from two ends of the bagel that tastes like a gummy bear.
Maybe the coffee will be good! NO IT WON'T. Seattle's Best Coffee tastes like the worst coffee ever made, in any city. My palm tree's dirt water could produce a tastier cup of java. Luckily theres a Starbucks across the way.