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Woooooooooooossssssssssh.... Bong! Waaaaaa! Waaaaaa! Mommmmmmmmy! Dadddddy!!!!! ... that was the sound of your child getting obliterated in the face by a 40mph dodgeball. Yeah- teenagers (some who work there and are not on the clock) and kids mix in the dodge-ball arena with an incompetent staff member who watches the madness and does absolutely nothing to facilitate it. After pegging some of the teenagers to give them a taste of their own medicine, one pegged me on the side of the face as I openly (with my hands in the air) and calmly made my way out of the area. My ear never range so hard and loud for 20+ minutes and I was concerned about permanent hearing damage (mind you, I played football at a very competitive level and have been hit much harder with significantly weaker side effects in the past) That kid was lucky that I turned the check for Jesus and didn't give him a classic &^% whooping. The staff member saw it and did nothing about it. The other areas are more relaxed and spacious. The trampolines provide a fun leg workout and I'll probably feel it tomorrow. The wait to check-in was a bit long. They give you some 'trampoline shoes' that have been worn by who knows how many people. But, the dodge-ball thing is just out of control. If I saw my kid get pegged by a teenager, things would get pretty interesting up in there. So, I do recommend taking your kid here, but just make sure to keep an eye on them and report anything inappropriate to the management.
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