I recently cheated on my pescabacontarianism (veggies, fish and bacon) diet to enjoy a burger while at a recent outing to a baseball game.
I was excited to see something other than your standard hot dogs and nachos while walking around trying to find something to eat. The excitement quickly faded once I was told the price for two combo meals. Thankfully I had recently sold one of my kidneys on the black market so I was able to scrape together just enough to pay for the meals.
Hunger is indeed the best spice, the burger and fries went down without much of a fight. Sadly since I have only one remaining kidney the odds are I won't be able to eat here again, unless I win the power ball of course.