I could talk about the drink selection, the awesome music, or the friendly waitstaff, but every word not spent describing the burger I had here is a wasted opportunity.
How do you describe the blast pig burger? Talk about the ingredients? Candied bacon, Candied jalapeños, fried ratatouille...
No, that will not do, this burger is more than the sum of its parts. Shall I talk about the careful preparation? The perfectly rare (as requested) meat..
No, I shall try to describe the experience. It was like biting into a piece of heaven topped with bacon. Like flying through the sky on wings of gold, like reaching up and touching the face of God. No, still better than that...
...they should have sent a poet.