Jaaaaagggerrrrr Booommmbbbssss!!!!
Must Haves in Vegas:
- Bottle Service
- Alkies
- High tolerance
- Big appetite
- Buffets
- Strip view in room
- Great company
- Magic Mic
- Clean Draws
- Go to Outfits
- a sense of humor
- a sense of style
- common sense
- dollars and cents
- dolla dolla bills yall
Good to have but not required:
- Buff bod
- Sunglasses
- Speedos
- underwear
- An Entourage
- Flask
Do NOT Bring to Vegas:
- life savings
- nagging gf
- lil homies
- illegal substances (at least don't get caught)
- B.A.N type attitudes
Make sure you go through the checklist and have a great time!!
Vegas I had a blast. See you again, that's for sure!!