I guess I shouldn't expect much. I had heard bad reviews from friends but in a moment of dirty car despair I turned in to Clean Freak Car Wash to hopefully just get the car to 85% clean, which is what I was told to expect.
The standard joy I always get when going through these things...I pulled out of the car wash and enjoyed a ride home in my 75% clean car. Whatever, I was at 10%. I exit, close my door and lookie there, scratches up and down like a goddamn spider laced his web with white paint and slapped it all over my car.
Scratches. Scratches. Scratches. Scratches. Scratches. Scratches. Scratches. Scratches. Scratches. Scratches. Scratches. Scratches. Scratches. Scratches. Scratches. Scratches. Scratches. Scratches. Scratches. Scratches. Scratches. Scratches. Scratches. Scratches.
Nothing beats those old power-hosed places but I haven't been able to find any since these damn $3 places sprung up. Race to the bottom.