At the risk of making a lot of long time followers of this place mad at me - I am going to just say I don't get it. The burger is kinda what I would expect at a bad fast food chain, it's some gray mystery meat with some BBQ sauce weirdness on it. The chocolate shake has nothing resembling real chocolate in it, the strawberry shake is a bright pink color that does not resemble anything found in nature.
The onion rings were good. I have determined that it is not good enough to risk running over someone in their parking lot. I understand the nostalgia, but that's why there are photographs and memories.