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I'm pretty sure I only go to spin so I can eat at Kaleidoscope. It's not the cheapest way to work out, and also, probably not the most effective considering I'm addicted to their breakfast burrito. When I decide to start my day off at the Madison Improvement Club, I know that it will be at least a $50 morning. My friends are like: Morgan, seriously, walk away. You just spent more on food and juice than working out. You don't need three different drinks. Um, yes, I do. I need this plain water bottle because the label is funny. I need this chlorophyll water because it's so beautiful to look at and I am a sucker. I need some kind of fresh pressed juice because of vitamins. I need a coffee, because duh. I need this burrito, because again, duh. It's a burrito. I need a vegan cookie so I can pretend to be healthy and still eat cookies. I need a friend who "slap chefs" my wallet out of my hand anytime I come here. Dammit, Kaleidoscope. Why can't I quit you?
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