I've been pondering this review for some time... I don't want it to in any way convince other's not to go to Hunk Mansion, as I think it's just not my personal cup of tea (especially considering all the other 5 stars).
After doing some heavy yelp research, I settled on Hunk Mansion for my best friend's bachelorette party. Personally, I had never been to a male strip club (no there isn't real nudity here, they stay in thongs) but the reviews were great, and riding the mechanical penis sounded like it was right up our alley. We saw on the website that $25 would get you a ride to and from, 2 drink tickets and entry. We called around 11pm (after our initial contact on the contact form was ignored) and a limo driver showed up right on time at midnight as we had asked. The driver was awesome, friendly and allowed us to take many a drunken photo in front of the limo - the limo itself was a bit old, but nothing worth complaining about. Once dropped off he told us he would be our ride back to the hotel whenever we were ready.
Inside, I checked in on yelp... both cashiers looked confused when I mentioned the yelp check in offer (the light up tiara) and eventually decided who ever was in charge of that wasn't there that evening (it was a Sunday). Strike one, but whatever. Then we were told the price was $30 something a person. I told them the website had said $25. They then said the price was $28 a person, and then dropped it lower to $25. Anyways, I was a bit annoyed but still enjoying the fun.
We walked straight to the back, bypassing the female dancer area, and stopped at the area to get dollar bills. Service here was much slower than any other strip club I've ever been to! Some of the girls stopped at the bar here too, this was insanely slow... and to top it off the mechanical penis was broken!!
Continuing on we ended up in the male dancer section. It was empty, perhaps due to it being so late on a Sunday night. It seemed weird to me that there wasn't a guy on stage at all times, but this may be due to the fact that there were only about 4 guys. The guys came over, and like the other reviewers mentioned they tried to take time to talk to us... nice I guess, but didn't interest me much. Plus I felt as though they were desperately begging for money.... after about an hour we finally ditched the guys and had a much better time watching the female strippers do some incredible pole climbing tricks....
All in all, it was an ok night, ended badly when we had to get a taxi back to our hotel though - apparently our driver was busy driving someone else for an hour! The party also spent some time in the Hustler store connected to the club which was fun.