Don't you think every drink would be better if it were served with an umbrella or mermaid? I think so. Porco is fantastic. Expensive, but if you really think you want to drink more than 2 drinks, then you might need to go seek help. I'm not a big drinker but man, those drinks actually taste -good-.
Knock a star because if you are a DD and ask for a nonalcohic juice mix, you end up paying $6 + tax for a juice. A delicious juice, but nonetheless, juice (and not the fancy kind you find at Whole Foods).