I am the cold chill creeping up your legs. I am the monster hiding under the bed. I am the bullfrog devouring anything I can wrap my mouth around. I am the copperhead lying in wait. I am the lion, and you are my pawn. I am the wormhole sucking up any unsuspecting mass floating aimlessly in my wake.
What is this abomination wandering among the living?
I am every buffet's worst nightmare. I am the hippo that will devour everything in site. I am the killer of crab legs and crawfish.
I am that guy. I am that customer who will commit the gluttonous 3 hour sin. Shrimp Shu Mai beware - I will eat you.
Luckily for fuse, the crab legs were a little stale and obviously frozen for quite awhile. Do we have a new king of all things Asian buffets? Not quite, but definitely deserving of honorable mention.