If I lived in Scottsdale I'd probably be broke in a short amount of time because I'd be spending all my money buying cocktails at Citizen Public House. Drinks like The Persian (Absolut Wild Tea vodka, St. Germain elderflower liqueur, housemade sweet & sour, Persian cucumber juice, lemon peel, served on the rocks) or the Citi-Zen (Absolut Pear vodka, Domaine de Canton ginger liqueur, housemade sweet & sour, rock candy, lemon twist, served up.)
Or I might find myself slipping in through the back door to head to the upstairs speakeasy, buying a tableside gin and tonic and laughing my best mad scientist laugh while doing so.
Or I might just have to eat the Chopped Salad every.single.day of the rest of my life.
Or I might live on Bacon Fat Heirloom Popcorn alone.
All I know is that it's a good thing I don't happen to live in Scottsdale...