I read the best and the worst reviews here on Yelp before venturing out to see a friend's band play. Thank God that was the reason for the trip and not to get good service.
Upon entering (not as dark as they say) we were greeted with a $5 cover charge, which we expected. The gentleman told us to find a spot at the bar. There were clearly (as could be seen upon entering) no spots at the bar, and it was about two deep at that juncture (later on it became three deep). No one asked if we were there to dine. So... they made that decision for us.
The only free spot had a reserved sign on it.
Though the decor is gorgeous and fun and comfy, that's where it ends. Always always always a line for the two onesie unisex restrooms. Having to put the lid down for a total stranger is just yunk. I understand their logic, just .. eesh.
It was HOT. I had to stand the entire time, which was not such a big deal but... it's like standing on the outskirts of a seated room.. a bit awkward (thank heavens for the "dim lighting").
At no time did anyone ever ask if we'd like to have a drink or be seated. Every time a table opened up, a busser quickly came over and placed a reserved sign on the table. I suppose I could have gone back to the doorperson and requested to get on a list but... at this point I didn't want to drop a dime here. There was no getting to the bar for a drink, however, a TIP for those who are there to see the band and can afford to leave for 10 minutes at a time every hour or so.
Exit Kazimierz, make a left... soon you'll see lights on a building on the corner... head that way. There is a beacon of hope called Bungalow Bar and Grill... there's a back entrance to the outdoor patio via gate. A cold beer is quick to come by. Unfortunately, once I arrived there I couldn't bring myself to head back to Kazimierz.
PS: Clientele is as pretentious as they say. Everyone who attends thinks they are pretty and special and elite. It's actually kind of humorous albeit a bit sad.