This location is quite possibly *the* slowest Cafe Rio on the planet. No joke. We've been there maybe four times and it always seems as though it's everyone's first day on the job. Now, coming from St George, UT where the original Cafe Rio was born, we hold the standard pretty high and this East Mesa location doesn't even hold a candle. Slow service, dirty tables, 86'd some menu items, burned grilled chicken, and did I mention S-L-O-W.